Sunday, 2 August 2015

11 Awesome Things You Can Do With Long Hair During Sex

Ladies yall need to read this, Beause your long hair can actually be sexy and not just a costant annoyance, you can thank me later :)

1. Drag it over his face like a sexy car wash.Though warning, do not drown him in your hair, otherwise he'll have to pause for like 5 minutes to get it out of his mouth.
2. Wrap it around his penis and then immediately unwrap it like a present. If your hair is this long and you can do this comfortably, I recommend it because why not.
3. Have him tie your hair up for you. Will it look like Gisele's top knot? Probably not because it doesn't even look that good when you do it, but it beats the hell out of the hasty "quick, quick, quick, just tie it up, ahhhh" dance you usually do by yourself. 

4. Lay on top of him with your back on his stomach and let it fall around his face. Just have him soak that shit in. You didn't buy that expensive conditioner that smells like cold-pressed coffee and Hawaii summer rain for nothing.

5. Put it in your mouth if you're worried you're going to scream too loud. Totally hot and reasonably effective.

6. Use it as a pair of blinders. Let your hair fall on both sides of your face (like it probably would anyway) and let it serve as a focusing tool. If you can't see  anything on either side of you, you'll be forced to stay in the moment which currently involves a super hot guy below you. Oh hi. 

7. Have him braid it for you. Even if he has no idea what he's doing (look, not everyone has the braiding capabilities of known hair-braider Chris Pratt), having your hair gently played with is incredibly hot and relaxing at the same time. Plus, it's not like you need to get a mirror after to check his work.

8. Wrap it around your face like a DIY blindfold. Cheaper than the leather and fur kind and you get to smell your own hair, which always smells dope because you got it like that.

9. Do the sexy tilt-of-the-head hair flip you've always been dying to do when you're on top of him. Dude you only live once and how many times have you thought about doing that? A zillion? Go for it. 

10. Have him hold onto it like reigns during doggy style sex.  This gives him the ability to gently or firmly pull on your hair to let you know he's right there and totally into it.

11. Pull it over your shoulders to cover your boobs like a sexy mermaid. What's under there? Who knows? Boobs? Probably. Only one way to find out though.

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